This is a short adventure for the Paranoia RPG, which I have run for friends and at conventions. It was originally written for first edition Paranoia, but I have updated it for the 2004 edition, Paranoia XP.

         Welcome to Sector DMS (pronounced `dee-mess'). Here young clones go through their final training to be new workers and troubleshooters in Alpha Complex. Some of these require extra special attention, however, and those few are selected to help real troubleshooters on missions of grave importance. The lucky choices for this honor include:

Baiyk-R-DMS	Male Power Services Equipment Guy
Braunoez-R-DMS	Male Internal Security Loyalty Officer
Carakpot-R-DMS	Female R&D Troubleshooter
Cheerleed-R-DMS	Female CPU Hygiene Officer
Nerd-R-DMS	Male PLC Communications & Recording Officer
Push-R-DMS	Male HPD&MC Happiness Officer
Ressl-R-DMS	Male Armed Forces Team Leader
Snob-R-DMS	Male Technical Services Loyalty Officer