Male HPD&MC Happiness Officer
Energy Weapons 09
Chemical Engineering 09
Mechanical Engineering 01
Outdoor Life 01
Well, happiness has to come from somewhere. You are just part of a universal movement to help spread this happiness, which is usually blue or green and in small pills. You suspect that in your last life you were a cruel tyrant, so now you try to be friendly to make up for it. Of course, sometimes you can't control your temper, and you feel sorry about what happens.
Well, actually Mind Alteration is what it should be, but until you get to the point where everyone can share your vision, you'll call it by it's old name. The real problem is that these people just can't seem to chill. No one seemed to like your lava lamp science project -- and now they're sending you on some kind of remedial mission.
You are capable of safely digesting just about anything -- and even getting nourishment from it if has any organic material. Thus, you will blithely pop pills or swig chemicals to see what sort of kick they have. It can also be handy for getting rid of evidence: not only illegal pills but also beakers, burners, and other equipment.
Seek the Inner Light. Turn on. Tune in. Drop out. Don't worry. Be happy. Everywhere around there are people who share your vision, and they just help you. It's not a conspiracy, man, it's just an expanding wave of enlightenment.
(Uncommon) Drug Procurement: 15
(Unlikely) Meditation: 10
(Unhealthy) Old Reckoning Drugs: 02